iwishihadafather:

when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”

(via raisinbagels)

ex-oti-c:

hayleysimps0n:

the-17th-chamber:

Never seen this before…

He literally shat a brick

holy shit… you can see the plane crashing into the building. you can see it GLIDING almost. this is the best gif/photo i’ve ever seen of 9/11, it’s stunning (in the literal sense)

(Source: ravens-and-jellyfish, via raisinbagels)

mistressfeferi:

hopelessbaka:

at least gravity is attracted to me

(via allyouneedislove-andacat)

whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

(via raisinbagels)

tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’

(via raisinbagels)

laughterneverdies:

casualfangirling:

she-wants-the-doitsu:

whendaybreaks:

nicolasandthecage:

when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go

are you okay

They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at someones house

maybe its watching them take off their clothes yeah get it word

this fucking site i swear to god 

(Source: nicolasiscaged, via raisinbagels)

obeseblackguy:

do she got a booty

(via laughing-llama)

obeseblackguy:

she dooooo

(via laughing-llama)